Smough's Set | Dark Souls 3 Wiki

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The result of body positivity getting out of hand in Lordran:

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Smough helm+ catarina armor+ havel leggings+ bonewheel shield + moonlight greatsword

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Body positivity

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Not even superlative defenses. From was a bit too careful with heavy armor this time around, methinks. Knight starting vit + prisoners + fap3 is enough to wear some combination of millwood, black iron, and Lapp's, which will have comparable (or in some cases better!) absorption and sufficient poise, without having to level VIT 50+ times and then also use another ring slot for Havel's

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I nutted

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Ultra drip

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takes around 60 vitality to midroll in smough cosplay with all equip-load boosting rings

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I can quick roll with smough and his hammer soooooo yeahhhhh

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"Do not expect to be able to mid-roll without having a very high amount of Vitality." have you ever seen Smough roll? No, exactly.

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"can be donned by humans" suggests that Smough is not human

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smough lives on through us

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Wear it if you would like a big ass

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They made this set for the “tubs of fun” cosplay

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Every time I see this set I nut

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Isn’t this the heaviest armour set in the game

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Tits are tits

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why does his armour have man boobs

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this and okgh makes kfc lord

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For those who truly want to look fat while they (probably) fat roll

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Look at mah tiddies

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My personal theory is that Aldrich ate Smough when the Pontiff took over. Since Smough was the last to stay at the cathedral I think this is Fromsoft's way of telling us that he was still there when Sulyvahn arrived and when he found smough there (a powerful being) he decided the only logical thing to do would be to feed him to a great stinking lump of s***t that he found in the basement. Obviously this theory is based on the fact that you can buy Smough's set from the handmaiden after beating Aldrich and of course the set's description.

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Hunk bear

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Damn boi he thicc!

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daddy

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I'm on ps4 can someone trade me this set

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Besides boobs and memes, is it really worth to wear this over Havel's...?

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What set has better defenses this or havel

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Manboobs

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except for smoughs hammer, what weapons look good with this?

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Most people are joking about his thiccness but all I can think about is Smough's demonic laughter...

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Fun Fact: the eyeholes are in the neck. This was also true for Smough himself. Try enjoying this armor now.

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Ohhh Lawwwd she comin.....

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Side effects of armor: Mega thicc

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The Chonk comin

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Smough Vs. Siegward

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praise the thicc

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With the complete armor plus the hammer, you need 81 VIT to be able to mid roll with no rings and no other shields/weapons equipped. (69.4% load)

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In awe at the size of this lad

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Other armors, yesh this is good because... smoughs EXTRA THICCCC

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DAMN, THIS***** GUD!

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EXTRA T H I C C

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BUFF SMOUGH’S T H I C K N E S S

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SUMMO SMOUGH!!!!!!!

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Caution wee wee may suffocate due to thunder thighs an by all means prepare for the slam

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Please, not the Slam Jam Brothers again...we've had this sh*t back in Dark Souls 1 :p

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With this armor I have ascended as... Lard of Cinder.

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COME ON AND SLAM

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big boy smough so THICCCC

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Neck souls

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Holy Jesus this comment section is PURE GOLD

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I want this torso and legs to use with my RadFem char.

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I want this torso and legs to use with my RadFem char.

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What an absolute UNIT

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Lard ass Intensifies!

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This armor set breaks both conventions of heavy armor, those being a weakness to strike and lightning.

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Excuse me, my eyes are down here! My beck isn't that weird.

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Thicc boi

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thicccccest armor in the game

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Goooooood old ***** Tits!

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Step 1: wear Smough's helm and legs
Step 2: wear Ornie's chest and gauntlets
Step 3: weild DS spear main and Smough's hammer offhand
You should now look like a Smough-ornstein failed abortion lovechild
Step 4: stumble around because you're too heavy to walk
Step 5: spam the "Help Me!" carving to ask people to put you out of your misery

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thicc boi

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gabe newell armor

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EXTRA T H I C C

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thiccest armor

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Imagine being executed by Smough and this is the last image in your head before you die.

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Where the chest with the exile set fr a good bit of fashion souls, *Cough* *Cough* Plus you can actually roll.

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U B E R - U L T R A - S U P E R - M E G A - U L T I M A T E T H I C C

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Sadly, the game does not allow you to wear a full Smough's set complete with appropriate weapons and still quick roll, not even with maximum vitality and Havel's ring. I think we can all agree that the sight alone would be enough to send even the Nameless King or Darkeater Midir back down whatever holes they've been living in these past thousand years.

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Dayum. Super THICC

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S U P A T H I C C

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E X T R A T H I C C

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T H I C C

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this set look like a super fat mentaly desable kid.

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this set look like a super fat mentaly retarded kid.

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this armor look like a super fat reatarded kid

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smough's "guantlets"

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Boob armor--now for men, too!

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So names like Artorias and likely Gwyn have been forgotten, Artorias only addressed as "Wolf Knight" or "Abysswalker" but Smough's name is still remembered.

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Damn. He be SUPATHICC

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Mcdonalds armor

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# sexysouls ;)

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visions of fatty

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Someone once said: Armor with nipples is a good armor

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The middle thing on his belt hanging down looks like a dick...cant unsee it anmyore....

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this amor is stupid and imposible to have

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THICC

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man! those boobs tho!

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Put your goddamn ***** away.

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hideous, looks stupid with the head being so tiny.

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with souls duping and other methods, I was able to use the lothric knight greatsword, havels shield, rose of Ariendal, and Yorshkas chime whithout fat rolling or mid rolling. I had to get my vitality to 95 though its at 99 now. I am currently able to drop 14 mil worth of duplicated souls, anyone in need of any add plumpplatipus69 on psn.

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Question can you buy Smough's set only once, even if you go to ng+ and re-kill Pontiff. I'm in ng+2 and I just killed Pontiff Sully and the handmaiden didn't have his set. I reloaded the area multiple times and I can't buy the armor from her, if it's a glitch then I regretting not buying the armor the first time.

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It is common to take on a new name when being born again in religion. As in Christening or Baptism. Aldrich may have been the name that Smough assumed when becoming a cleric. Note the location where Smough's Great Hammer is found. In the distant manor in Irithyll. There are Silver Knights sworn to protect the Royal Family, as was Smough. There are ancient paintings depicting Gwyn's Age of rule. And there is a kitchen...Every kitchen in Dark Souls thus far has been used to cook men. Even Aldrich's resting place in the Cathedral of the Deep, is the very location where we find Rosaria, who is believed to be Gwynevere.

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Smough thicc af

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This guys hawt as heck

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How can one armour set look so fabulous?

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What if Smough is in fact Saint Aldrich?

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best of all sexy as well

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Just wear Smough's helm and chug!

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I have a +2 havel and +2 favour and protection ring so how much vitality for 5 unit shield and 20 unit weapon?

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