Excrement-covered Ashes | Dark Souls 3 Wiki

What's that smell?!?!?!
Doo
Doo
Dookieeeeee!

Submit

Let this ass bestow nourishment

Submit

ewwww she likes dookie

Submit

I can't believe the shrine handmaiden compliments the excrement covered ashes but absolutely roasts the Dreamchaser.
Just goes to show her priorities.

Submit

This is f**king disgusting

Submit

Filth ahead

Submit

“Gracious. passing fine ash thou’st given.”

Uh… sure. Whatever you say.

Submit

It ooks like the hand is squishing a stool and s***t is gushing out.

Submit

loathsome dung eater reference???

Submit

God this area is nasty.

Submit

nice tie in to dung pie description lmfao

Submit

So that's what Yorshka uses for TP.

Submit

Disgusting, 10/10 would never enter Irithyll again

Submit

well, ****

Submit

Gracious.

Submit

GIVE THAT POOP A GOOD OL RUB

Submit

lol

Submit

Miyazaki why

Submit

Imagine the smell.

Submit

poop

Submit

Whoever wrote this item description has problems.

Submit

“Hey handmaiden i found a sh*t covered lolipop!”


“Excellent ashen one.... ;)”

Submit

Excrement-covered Asses

Submit

g r a c i o u s :)

Submit

don't you guys hate it when you s$it out a bunch of ashes?

Submit

Uh oh

Submit

Trumps ashes

Submit

*gives this to shrine handmaid* her: "gracious, what a beautiful ashes have you gave me" me: "WTF" handmaid: "i hope you like the new merchandise" *unlocks***** and strange***** to buy for a lot of souls* me: "dude wtf has just happened here"

Submit

ah sh*t

Submit

Gracious, passing fine ash thou'st given. Let this ash bestow nourishment...

Submit

That's a very unpleasant image

Submit

Gives dream-catchers ashes, and the old ***** whines, but give her ashes covered in poop, “GRACIOUS”

Submit

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Submit

The good stuff.

Submit

You have something for me? Ashen One?
"Well...I mean...I found a lollipop covered in shit, but I don't think you want that, right?"

Gracious. ::extends hand::

Submit

more useful than the pendant

Submit

Yuria of Londor offers special dialogue if spoken to while this is still in your possession.

Submit

So the handmaiden sells literal sh!t. But who does it come from? Is she selling you her own dookie?

Submit

This item is*****.

Submit

"Gracious, passing fine ash thous givieth, let this ash bestow nourishment, I only hope these new wears content thee"

...

wtf lady

Submit

I think this is a nod to the hollow woman in the sewers in Dark Souls that sells you moss.

Submit

Let this ash bestow nourishment.

Submit

SHlTTING & FAPPING

Submit

Hands down the best investment in the game.

Submit

eeeewwwww...

Submit

It says so in the dung pie and siegbrau descriptions too. People miss being able to take dumps. It's kind of sad when you think about it.

Submit

"Oh to savor the sweet pungency but once more..."

Submit

It's covered with crap. Will get hands dirty.

Submit

in sewers near Distant Manor bonfire (backtrack a bit)

Submit