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Am I fighting a different version than everyone else? These guys give me a lot less trouble than cathedral knights and evangelists. You just have to walk right up under their feet, hit them a few times, roll back and take a drink, and then hit them a few more times
I didn't find these dudes all that hard to be honest. I went to Farron Keep after defeating the Deacons (so maybe I was a bit too strong for them) and made it to the Watchers in less than an hour without diying. They are pretty much like the beast citizens in Bloodborne, you just have to dodge them and keep moving. The only ones that gave me some trouble due to the swampy terrain are the Elders.
Very interesting creatures. If you look around in Farron Keep, you can see some of their skeletal remains, including what their head looks like underneath that fungus growth. They have dinosaur-like heads. Their original form would probably fit Dark Souls 1 pretty well.
cocksuckers better quit poisoning me before the abysswatchers
no one like your kind, please perish forever
HMMM YES PYROMANCY SPAM ATTACKS AND UNBLOCKABLE LIFEDRAINING GRABS
yeah, all of them can just ***** off
opog dso s ugly i hate this side1
mmmm yes give me more enemies with 5 string combos i loooooove it. give them all shields too please, i just cant get enough of it
*1400 Hours, at the Evil Headquarters of Fromsoftware...*Henchman 1: "Lord-Master-God-King Miyazaki sir! Our scientists have found Data that says Dark Souls 3 might be FUN TO PLAY! What should we do?!?!"Henchman 2: "We believe some of the starting areas might have PvE that is compelling and challenging but not overbearing and obnosious..."Memezaki: "Just stick a swamp in there that's full of*****lord enemies with absurd stamina and reach, have them all deal poison damage, and make it so that there are obnoxiuos feral goatmen who spam a Grapple attack that has infinite poise frames."Henchman 1: "It's genious! We'll get started right away! Come on number 2!"Henchman 2: "You don't have to tell me Twice to make an obnoxious enemy that could have been difficult but not absurd and obnoxious so that you still feel rewarded for overcoming it but instead it's just bull*****stacking against you so that the frat-boy mentality of Git-Gud can still be spewed out by Tard-wagons!"Henchman 1: "Let's just hope nobody figures out the level is best to just Run-Through, since the enemies drop barely any souls and theres like 2 good items total..."*The Henchman Scamper away, Leaving Lord-Master-God-King Miyazaki alone in his chambers...*Memezaki: "Now then. Back to designing a spammable weapon-art for daggers that makes PvP unbearable for anyone who had originality in mind for their builds..."
screw these guys. they are one of the reasons farrons keep is one of the most aggravating places in this game.
Farron Keep is where all the R1 spammers go to die
"The unarmed Ghru, that is standing fully erect" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Since these appear in the demon ruins do they take increased damage from Black Knight Weapons?
Given all of the connections between Farron Keep and Oolacile, would it be fair to suggest there's a relationship between Ghru and Bloatheads?