Desert Pyromancer Zoey | Dark Souls 3 Wiki

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Can Fromsoft please make one, just one npc enemy that isn't buffed to oblivion, unironically harder than the nameless king. On SL1 she can flame fan immediately into a combustion, 1 shotting me with max fire resist gear including bug pellets, and Fap+2 and Prisoner chain. Deserves to be cheesed in every respect. Would rather fight demon princes. Also she uses a ****ing whip and the worst pyromancies in the game.

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This ho got the giant crusher as a layered weapon with that damage I swear to god

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"EXTREMELY weak to thrust attacks. Long stick-like weapons are recommended." Man get out of here

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i beated her with cestus

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Got her to half health but she somehow survived falling even though she didn't catch on anything. I felt bad because I exhausted her estus (she used the last one to heal after the fall) and I was doing really well up to that point and didn't really wanna fight her down in the poison swamp with the knight stomping around. I decided to do it anyways. Lo and behold, I aggro both her AND the knight and by a stroke of luck, she gets pancaked by the Harald Knight's overhead chop combo. laughed my ass off

thanks Harald Knight, you the real legend

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profaned flame's casting speed wins the trade when she lobs the fire orbs and has a good chance of knocking her headlong into the swamp below

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I think the safest strat for melee builds is to get far from her and wait for fireballs. They can be easilly sidestepped without rolling and you can punish her with sprinting R1. Takes some time to kill her, but she doesn't seem very happy to trade damage so she rolls away after every hit taken. Tested on Claymore.

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You can kill her by blasting her off the edge with force. Also when she is under the vow of silence effect she is still able to use the combustion from the pyromancy flame because it is technically a skill.

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I'm just glad she doesn't blast your face off with an rpg that she quick-draws out of her ass the millisecond you come anywhere near her like her Ds2 sisters do

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the pages of this comment section are stuck together :[

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So she fell when dying In between trees and her item is now floating in the air… can’t grab it so basically screwed?

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Ah, normal amounts of damage.

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She is also apparently immune to death by falling because I got her to less than 25% health and knocked her pff the ledge and she survived

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God, the things I would do to have her whip me brutally then burn me to death painfully. -NotMiyazaki

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how to 101 :
invisibility
toxic
invisibility
toxic
[repeat]
enjoy

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"EXTREMELY weak to thrust attacks. Long stick-like weapons are recommended. "
bruh

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It's probably just the long slit skirt paired with the leather crop top and boots but she always reminds me of Trish from Jojo pt. 5.

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Backstep + R1 (light attack) with the Black Knight GS when she barely gets into fan range works really well. Just make sure not to go too far, or she'll pull out the whip

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"Desert Pyromancer." Resistant to frost and weak to fire...

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These commenters are so down bad

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Hate fighting her, but like the character because of those dark souls fan made comics.

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Could spray milk on those juicy juggs every day

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So far she has rolled off the side of the cliff EVERY single time I’ve approached her and hasn’t even taken damage, much less die from the fall. Does the something break her fall or do enemies just not take fall damage? (So far, all enemies I’ve encountered so far haven’t taken fall damage unless they fell into a pitfall)

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i hate her guts

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"Weak to thrust"
Eheheh

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My favorite enemy, for no particular reason

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****ing hate this ***** because I love playing Pyromancers and they're never that viable but this ***** just gets to fling out fire orbs at random and deal like 4 times the damage a player pyromancer can get from Chaos Bed Vestiges. Idk why they just decided to completely break the rules of most NPC fights for her

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Does as much damage as those annoying pyromancers in ds2

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She is immune to Poison, but not Toxic. Toxic Mist actually works on her (she will try dodging it though).

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I beat Sister Friede and this random NPC killed me in 2 hits.

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help how to fight with one hand

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Got so distracted fighting her

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I love that this page is the second search result for "milk," behind the Carthus Milkring.

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Desert Pyromancer Zoey? More like Dessert Pyromancer Zoey. Am I right fellas?

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why does she do so much ****ing damage its not fair at all

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I wanna put my wiener between her booba

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what dat milk tastes like doe

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Try holding with both hands.

Literally every message leading up to her

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I punch her with the caestus to kill her. I told her to stop wearing skimp ass clothes in public and she started getting lippy with me. I just don’t want to get arrested for waifu abuse.

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"Try thrust"

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You guys are pathetic, you need to go outside and see the real world.

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I wanna to drink milk straight from the boob

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this character is rule 34 bait not against just stating a fact

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she thicc ngl

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"EXTREMELY weak to thrust attacks. Long stick-like weapons are recommended"
Cheeky;)

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booba

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try thrust

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Didn't manage to kill her using weapons or other stuff. At the sixth tentative, i roll at her left just to pass her, she attacked me a bit too much and just fell to her doom in the swamp below... that's quite embarassing, not sure more for me or for her :)

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Toughest enemy in the game. Also nicest cleavage in the game.

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Won't be a japanese game without a dominatrix lol

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faith build? use vow of silence
str build? use a something big with armor and high poise dmg

none of the above? well, you are not a lucky one, but she still is not that hard with the right strategy.
Pick a good bow, kill the trawls from distance and have some quality time with her. Look for the moment she start casting a fireball to shot her. If you shot before she started casting, she will just roll, if you shot too late the pyro will hit you. You need to do this while walking back slowly to keep your distance, if she gets closer she will start using the whip, even closer and she starts using the flame fan.

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Why is she so goshdarn good at the flame fan + whip combo

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How tf am I supposed to beat her with one hand!!!

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Stinky boobies

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I know everyone was extremely disappointed about the thrust attack thing being removed...but now it’s back

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She hits harder than Gael. What the **** fromsoft...

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She deals more damage than Gael lol

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Alright who the f*ck removed "she is EXTREMELY weak to thrust" from the combat info

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whip me mommy

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try tongue but hole

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Whoever at FromSoft thought it was a good idea to make this **** hit as hard as she does with a measly fire orb, DESPITE multiple sources of fire absorption/resistance, ought to be fired. If you're gonna give her that much damage, make her a ****ing invader instead.

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I wonder what she does with those thralls...

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i wonder what she does with those hollow slaves...

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oogled at her booba for a few seconds then used force to shove her off the cliff
souls before hoes

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Such a nice pair of milkers

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just killed Zoey and launched her off the cliff with my last attack. Now her Flame Fan drop is stuck on a rock and I can't jump down, because I end up sliding off the rock instead.
Didn't need it anyways.

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Can we all here agree she has the sexiest clothing in ds3?

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Seriously this ***** induces controller rage... ****ing joke how hard she hits.

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Death by SNU SNU

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booba

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+10 knockers

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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

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the guide is wrong, i pushed her off the cliff in NG yet she still survived and barely took any damage

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Trivia: Desert Pyromancer Zoey is a nod to how broken npc invaders are in Dark Souls 2

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Props to men of culture who came here just for the pictures

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Worst NPC in the game, y'know what screw pyromancers altogether

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Props to the guy who put "She is EXTREMELY weak to Thrust. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and end it with lenny face.

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I need to get some tiddy milk from her

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I really wonder, why is she hostile? But then again, the same can be asked about a whole bunch of other human NPC enemies and invaders.

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How can edit the page I want to add that she aldo casts great combustion

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I just wanted some milk, now she wants to burn me and whip me good : )

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Was about to kill her then she jumped off the cliff into the swamp.

As a final **** you she drank her estus and made me wait for her sorry ass to die of poison.

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Seriously died more times to her than demon prince

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Funny story. Two of my friends and I were on co-op at the swamp and after she rolled into a corner, we all ganged up on her. I basically dropped my controller cuz we were laughing too much after that

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Pushed her off with roughly 10% health left and she lived. The knights also didn't attack her.

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Desert Pyromancer Zoey, the incel slayer

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Dang that comic about her and Alva going on adventure together is still a good one. They even already banged each other lmao

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"So how much damage should she do?"
"All of it"

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The only reason why they included Earthen Peak from DS2 in the DLC was to be able to add the Desert Sorceress Set into the game lol

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How much souls is her only fans?

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Wtf this is a joke how tf did anyone kill her on their own ? That’s a *****ing joke she’s harder than any of the boss so far.

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She doesnt die to fall damage when 1 hit on ng 7 it's stupid

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I’d smash

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I swear I didn't just come here for the pictures.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae.

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Great soul dreg is very effective at cheesing her because if it is cast from a distance her AI will not know how to dodge it

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ya hah hah,thats hot,thats hot.

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for pure melee, having a hyper armor weapon such as great hammers, curved greatswords etc lifts a lot of burdens here. hyper armor trades to defeat the thralls (while luring them to the branch to not aggro zoey). bait the fireballs if she starts spamming them and then if she goes for melee, make a trade and stunlock her. if she uses estus, continue hitting her (or use estus yourself if needed). this has worked a large amount of the time for me so I hope this helps

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top tier waifu uwu

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